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Harvey the PaverThe Adventures of Harvey the Paver A short story by TetsuHarvey the Paver
Harvey was a paver. Not a paver as in a man that paved things, but a paving brick. His life was to be very exciting, as he would travel the world in his quest to find the ideal sidewalk to pave. It was his dream to be part of the most ultimate paving establishment ever, forever. He wanted to withstand the test of time, and be a standing testament to the superiority of paving bricks over human beings. Humans rarely lived past one hundred. Paving bricks could live forever! The catch twenty two of this is that it’s pretty boring sitting in the same establishment
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A weird story about nothing.Disclaimer: This story involves things that are meant in a humorous, non-offensive way, and is based in a fictional world called Indonesia. This Indonesia is in no way related to the Indonesia that is north of Australia. If you take it seriously, I highly recommend that you see a psychiatrist. Also all names are used with permission.A weird story about nothing.
This is a very gruesome story. It involves the eating of cheese, the eating of potatoes, and the consumption of beef. However, this story also involves nicer aspects, such as the slaughter of millions, and Indonesian courts. It all started in an Indonesian Court. Thomas was being se
by ~Matty-Boy--
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- Current Residence: Australia
- Interests: Writing peoples pants off.
- Favourite movie: Black Hawk Down
- Favourite band or musician: Whatever sounds good.
- Favourite genre of music: Nearly Anything
- Favourite style of art: Manga/Anime
- Operating System: XP
- MP3 player of choice: Winamp
- Favourite game: Gears of War
- Favourite gaming platform: PC
- Favourite cartoon character: Edward Elric
- Personal Quote: Totems Totems Totems!
- Tools of the Trade: Digital Camera, Computer, Myself,
- MSN: Tetsusaiga.Tessaiga@gmail.com
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